“I’m going to try to be more like my dog.”
I’ve been making this same New Year’s resolution since 2013, because I think it’s a good one. I’m going to try to be more like my dog because:
He’s always happy to see those he cares about. (No, I’m not going to start smelling butts.)
He’s always leery of strangers. (When my dog questions someone’s character, sometimes he just walks up and pisses on their leg. He’s usually right—just like with the twit that was my youngest daughter’s last boyfriend.)
